matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew

A bitch

Damn Matthew is a bitch

by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is undeniably a very loving and caring boyfriend, always going the extra mile to show his affection and support for his partner. His gestures of love are evident in his thoughtfulness, kind words, and acts of service. However, Matthew does struggle with jealousy and insecurity, sometimes allowing these emotions to cloud his judgment. Although he genuinely tries to overcome these feelings, they occasionally resurface, stemming from his unresolved attachment to his ex. Despite not being conventionally attractive, Matthew's charismatic personality shines brightly, making him incredibly appealing to those who take the time to know him. His genuine love and care make him a partner worth cherishing, even with his flaws.

“Matthew is the best boyfriend ever.”

by gyattlover69 June 24, 2023

Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game

Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him

by Trash67805 September 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022