This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
by TRIGGLER STUDENT FUCKER 69 May 28, 2020
Get the Afton Iowamug. It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl
by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023
Get the Rolfe, Iowamug. woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
by hottmama21 June 7, 2009
Get the Woodburn, iowamug. Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.
by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018
Get the Malvern,Iowamug. Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Iowamug. Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
by Yuhh April 8, 2021
Get the Lenox, Iowamug. A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
Get the Iowamug.