A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
by Dr. Schmedt March 31, 2018
"Hey, bra.... check out that dude sitting in the first row. He's been looking at a meme of an asian dude eating pizza with chopsticks for the last ten hours. Hot damn! What a meme fiend!"
by webcaptain May 10, 2012
by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021
"I overpay for high speed Internet, this YouTube video won't even load!"
"I caved and told John, Torrence,
and Ryan your wi-fi password. You would do the same if you were surrounded by Wi-Fiends"
"I caved and told John, Torrence,
and Ryan your wi-fi password. You would do the same if you were surrounded by Wi-Fiends"
by WhoaCheddah February 17, 2014
by Daddysbg May 15, 2017
Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.
“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
by chillhead May 15, 2021