The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.
As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH
Today is actually 23/10/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH
Today is actually 23/10/2024
by I hate MDY date format October 23, 2024
by John Berry B. Benson June 06, 2020
DD… Designated Drunk
A person that walks and sounds drunk when perfectly sober. Usually one with a minor disability, like me with my MS.
I even have the “I’m not drunk I have MS shirts”.
When I’m at a bar with my friends, I drink Shirley Temples. Trixi who first made me the Designated Drunk, which cracks me up BTW, will let me leave first be I look more inebriated than my friends who drank.
This world needs to lighten up and laugh at ourselves again.
A person that walks and sounds drunk when perfectly sober. Usually one with a minor disability, like me with my MS.
I even have the “I’m not drunk I have MS shirts”.
When I’m at a bar with my friends, I drink Shirley Temples. Trixi who first made me the Designated Drunk, which cracks me up BTW, will let me leave first be I look more inebriated than my friends who drank.
This world needs to lighten up and laugh at ourselves again.
by Punkin570 June 07, 2025
Donkey Dick. 6.5" or above.
by dookieoofie November 30, 2022