Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Critical

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.

Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude

by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society

Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023