Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.

I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

by MountainEar January 23, 2023

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016

Peach Cobbler

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.

“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”

by Felix L. May 27, 2025

squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder

He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler

by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016