Canadian Texas

The Canadian province of Alberta.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
by Markus78 December 12, 2008
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Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.
Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"
by CptBigSack August 22, 2015
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canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.
That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?
by DJ Hotpocket May 01, 2016
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Canadian Robbery

When you break into someone's house and leave them things instead of steal.
Pulled a Canadian Robbery last night. Broke into buddys house and left a pie in his fridge
by Tatathereretard April 06, 2020
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Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.
I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.
by RockSpringfield January 12, 2017
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Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels
You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese
by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019
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The Canadian Way

To do something (The Canadian Way) it means to do something confidently calmly and right
Guy1 “Yo he had a nice shot
Guy2 “Yeah he did that The Canadian Way”
by Unknown2169214567 May 26, 2020
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