blitzed

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

blitz

an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode

Playing blitz pushed me into a mental breakdown.

by andrew4043 August 2, 2021

Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019

Face-Blitzed

Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.

Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!

by The Third Jay Guy April 8, 2010

Bluefy Blitzed

To be very high, drunk, or both.

Friend: So how was last night?

You: Its was dope, i was so Bluefy Blitzed!

by Nick Lovin January 31, 2010

Blitz

1.) A powerful attack or mad massacre

The Viking unleashed a blitz to kill his enemies

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."

Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick

by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017