Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

Motor-bicycle

A regular (not motorized) bicycle that looks like a chopper (type of motorcycle).

A: Man, take a look at that thing. What the hell is is?

B: Looks lika motorcycle without the engine.
A: Yeah, its a motor-bicycle.
B: For damn sure.

by jauntyjackalope June 4, 2010

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.

“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”

by Windows_07 June 20, 2018

building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit

"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"

by rolfmeyers February 19, 2010

Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.

Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.

by anonymous July 22, 2023

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 4, 2020