Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

s bend explorer

When you do a crap so large it makes it through the 's bend' of the toilet before it has been snapped off

Male 'A': Phew thats better
Male 'B': Why what's happened
Male 'A': After 20 rum and cokes and 2 greasy burgers last night I just dropped off an "s bend explorer"

by Gatesy February 24, 2009

U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 April 16, 2006

Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

by Pinkdragonfly February 26, 2009

bend a bar

1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

bend him over

when you give a cocky straight guy a good butt pounding which he enjoys.

Heard from Fez W on the Ron and Fez show.

He'll be smiling when i bend him over at the party.

by howardbing November 5, 2010

bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))

"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

by MCJKM June 9, 2009