Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

teabag

V. - To bring shame and humiliation on a helpless opponent by repeatedly placing ones scrotum, or nuts in their face or mouth. Also can refer to any act which is intended to mimic this repeated scrotal contact.

Joe was crying tears of frustration and shame when I pistol whipped him and proceeded to teabag his fragged corpse until he respawned.

by Les Miller October 13, 2007

Teabag

The art of dipping ones testicles into another persons mouth, much like dipping a teabag into a cup. This act often occurs either in foreplay, or when playing a prank on a passed out friend at a party.

"How about you just your mouth or i'll teabag you when you fall asleep"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

teabag

to slap a penis, testicle or both onto a sleeping friends face without waking them. this is an art, which takes a long time to master correctly.

this can result in hillarity for the waken group

or

a very gay moment for the teabagee if they open their mouth trying to encompass both penis and testicle.

or both.

OMG David just teabagged ryan!

by Chode-inator August 9, 2010

teabag

John Waters "invented" teabagging in his film "Pecker" (1998). In an interview, he stated that he wanted to show a male variation on lap dancing, so he came up with the somewhat ludicrous idea of a guy in underwear "dipping" his package on the forehead of the bar patron.

The hunk, wearing only BVDs, crouched down, legs spread, and teabagged the delighted old queen.

by Richard Groff April 12, 2004

transylvanian teabag

To have a friend suspend a male cadaver over your face, with their testicles resting on your eye sockets, while a friend squeezes/punches the body's abdomen, releasing anal mung into your awaiting mouth.

wow! billy and peter transylvanian teabagged my uncle in the park last tuesday.

by grape July 31, 2004

Egyptian Teabag

When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.

Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.

by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011