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Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.
I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!
by joshg4 July 30, 2008
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Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.
I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.
by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 2, 2019
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tentacle

a huge long red slimy organic living thing that likes to rapes
<Leechasd|Saber> holld shit
<Leechasd|Saber> look at those tentacles
<Leechasd|Saber> so pure
<Leechasd|Saber> so red
<Leechasd|Saber> so big
by sekai June 13, 2004
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Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.
Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!
by StuPedasso October 10, 2012
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