Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017

Slime Tent

Female genitalia. Vagina. But a gross one that has flaps resembling the entrance to a tent.

I saw an old lady's slime tent when I was at the clinic.

by Hargenscroober July 8, 2019

trap tent

Is a tent that is set up to make money and sell dope out of.

I set up a trap tent to make money then go home at night.

by Trap tent April 29, 2020

Fuck Tent

A tent thats sole purpose is to act as a break area for fucking. Mostly set up at work areas, construction sites, and Roofing tear off jobs. An average fuck tent usually holds anywere from 1-3 hookers at a time.

Hay stu i gotta stop here for a bit and use the fuck tent. Ill be back in about 15.

by Unionworkers65 August 13, 2017

Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.

Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.

by Gooselady January 16, 2016

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016

Circus tent

Means a ruckus happened

There was a circus tent at the last sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021