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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
by darkralph January 23, 2014
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Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.
Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”
by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018
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Room temp

n. or adj. A pejorative of the Average Joe or some other boring character. Derives from how most people perceive normal room temperature - common, uninteresting, usually indistinguishable, unappreciated.
"Ugh, those frat boys were so room temp."
by switchie January 28, 2006
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Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 3, 2009
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Temperate

1) to feel "in the middle. You're not extremely happy or sad, in the middle.
2) Moderate, not
1) "What's up?" Nm just boolin, highkey temperate

2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"
by Klapping with Kermit September 23, 2016
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temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.
Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.
by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
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Tempah

Part of a nickname chavs like to give themselves. Inspired by Tinie tempah.(I think) Usually consist of tempah and another word that is misspelt.
Princcee Tempah, Tempah boi,
by iprefertobeanonymous November 6, 2010
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