“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”
by TeddyBear27 June 03, 2018
by Nukexteme November 02, 2010
When a simple task is way overdone, in the hopes of it being epic, only for it to be an epic failure!
And now the best man will give a few words. Out comes the full band with horn section, lighting specialist, backup dancers, and a DJ. And the best man forgets his words.
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!
Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!
Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!
by xhale763 April 20, 2020
Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!
by Louis the pool guy June 10, 2013
by teh teddie December 20, 2014
A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...
by Sunnydays45 May 15, 2011
Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.
Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
by Geiger_sucks July 04, 2006