te-paea

A horny old woman.
Loves to hump old fat men.
Is also a player.

Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: OMFG shes so te-paea
Person 1: Shes so horny ay
Person 2: toatz, its gotta be a te-paea

by MehPooPoo March 23, 2011

te blow

When someone takes a knee like Tim Tebow and performs oral sex.

After I won the argument I made her te blow me.

by murdoc?? January 2, 2012

Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

te wai kohai

a pretty ass bitch whos gonna b famous asfuck. a real mf who nevafolds onna realist! someone who dgaf what u think. someone real, someone pretty, someone true!

te wai kohai <3

by no-face-no-name-no-clue$$ March 29, 2020

Te-He-He

To describe a a big puffy crotch. It looks like you have a butt under your stomach. Only witch like creatures have them.

Boy: Ewww... did you see that girls Te-He-He sticking out of her pants?

Other Boy: Yea it was sick!

by OliverOscar August 13, 2010

te

1) Té- Spanish for Tea

2) Te- irish for the

mmmm, té!


mmmm, beer! I go t' te pob an drink maself silly

by Gumba+Gumba June 11, 2006

Are da te eba v putkata maina

A polite way to ask a girl for consent in Bulgaria

Theodore: are da te eba v putkata maina
Petkanka: I think I'm not ready

by Borobonaka January 26, 2019