After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...
by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011
Get the Tampon-leenmug. When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.
by Ry Ry35 July 2, 2008
Get the Social Tamponmug. A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
Get the Nuclear Tamponmug. A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
by Teratogen January 16, 2012
Get the vodka tamponmug. A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 2, 2010
Get the smoking tamponsmug. by FeralKat September 13, 2021
Get the tampon kinkmug. (Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.
(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013
Get the Put a tampon onmug.