Talen

An extremely skinny individual who hopes to one day become jacked. Little does he know, he is destined to look like a stick insect forever.

Can be used to insult skinny people everywhere - "Oi you are such a Talen".

by Epunster March 8, 2018

talon tsi

A cheaply made unreliable car made by Chrysler from Mitsubishi parts. Good bang for the buck.

"where were you last night?"
"my talon blew up after racing that 240"

by kainam August 3, 2004

no-talent ass clown

Matt Haughey

That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!

by quonsar May 5, 2003

talon tsi awd

One make and model of a spectacular sports car made by Diamond Star Motors (see also DSM) that daily hands Mustangs and Hondas their asses.

'If you had bought a Talon TSi AWD instead of your Mustang, you might know how to spell.'

by Dawg December 5, 2003

talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

by jim February 25, 2005

Talent Sale

The current state of the IT job market caused by higher than normal unemployment rates. Companies are discovering that they can attract talented, highly qualified candidates at lower wages than they have in the past.

HR: Look at all these rock star candidates with 15+ years, masters degrees, and impressive accomplishments willing to work for $85k! It's a veritable Talent Sale!

by SomeITGuy September 14, 2009

Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011