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Columbia Mall

Every High Schooler and Middle Schooler in Howard County hangs out here. It is Hoco’s unofficial hangout spot. The food court is good af and everyone spends money on the overpriced Dave and Buster Knockoff, The Main Event. Every white girl takes a picture for Instagram near the Fountain outside of StarBucks or somewhere near it. The biggest stores are either Hollister or Forever 21. Make sure you bring friends to the mall because it’s boring if you go with your family or alone. AMC theater is good but has over priced popcorn. And it has Shake Shack so.....
You wanna go to Columbia Mall today?”

“I’m down who’s gonna be there?”
“Every white girl in Hoco, kids from Wilde Lake, white boys trying pull a white girl, or kids trying to get clout or clout chasing
by supguys_123 August 8, 2018
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Greenbriar Mall

Greenbriar Mall: Place name, Atlanta,Ga.

Greenbriar Mall:

Greenbriar Mall is a locale frequently mentioned in southern rap and is located in SW. Atlanta Georgia. Referenced by ATL artists such as Ludacris, Goodie Mob, Dungeon Family, Outkast, Young Dro, TI, and Young Jeezy, to name a just a few.
Greenbriar Mall:
"...Greenbriar get all the props but they stores arent all that to me. Despite the fact that the area around Greenbriar is full of jackers looking for stupid niggas comin up out the mall with a arm full of bags."
by ATL_HO April 21, 2007
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Mall Surprise

The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.

Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
by princessteph July 26, 2011
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mall friend

A type of friend which people who go to the mall often get. They are people who you see and/or hang out with when you go to the mall, but don't see eachtoher otherwise.
She was bored, so she went to the mall to hang out with some mall friends.
by Samantha Lynn T February 17, 2007
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neshaminy mall

it's the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it's clientel goes and a deadrest for slutty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i'll be damned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile
"i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall."

"I was solicited for sex by a minor at neshaminy mall"
by honestly honest March 9, 2009
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mall walkable

A guy or girl that you wouldn't mind being seen with in public. A cute person
I would go out with him he is mall walkable
by Nekeiya November 15, 2004
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mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
by Kaji February 28, 2004
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