to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian July 25, 2006

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

The Sinking of the USS Nimitz

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.

"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"

by billnted May 5, 2008

Swinging

When one has done to much cocaine and ones jaw is swinging mad

John “Ay bill that Charlie’s boss lad me jaws proper swinging”
Bill “yeno tha brother”

by MilzyX 96 September 19, 2019

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

fuck me swinging

When a gay man is getting boned in a sling, he is getting fucked while swinging.

Man in gay sauna to man in sling: "Do you mind if I blow in your poop hole"
Man in sling: "Yeah dude, fuck me swinging!"

by corndog99 November 16, 2011