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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019
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Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?
by Dumb thoughts... May 1, 2019
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dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.
Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks
by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018
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Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave
Such & such happened, swear mothers.

It wasn’t me swear mothers”
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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swearing angel

A innocent looking girl, talks soft, and always up on the lastest fashion, but curses all the time. Without even realizing.
Kelly: Oh shit I dropped my keys
Josh: Dollar in the swear jar!
Kelly: I didn't swear you ass
Josh: Ok you swearing angel
by RubbyDicky April 19, 2018
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Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016
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