Superman

Better than batman in every way

Person 1: Do you like superman?
Person 2: Hell yeah.
Person 1:I know right at least he isn't so self absorbed like batman

by Ryan Allen webb May 17, 2018

superman

Superman is the most powerful being in the DC universe. Also known as Haaris , Superman has battled many a foe , such as Penguin (aka Imran, aka Bubba, aka shrek). Superman is also the most attractive of the Dc heroes and boasts an array of powers such as heat vision, flight, and the ability to move his pectoral muscle.

That guy looks like Superman... aka Haaris

by psychemagic June 1, 2018

Superlaxative

To be told your shit at something (by an individual or group) whilst actually being better than them at the same task.

1'st Person : That guys shit at playing <Insert any online game>
2'nd Person : But he beat you
1'st Person : But I am shit at this too..
2'nd Person : <sighs>
1'st Person : Rage quits game
2'nd Person : I wish there was a word for what just happened there.. < invents word SuperLaxative >

by SuperLaxative May 10, 2018

Supermarket sex

When you use food items, specifically produce, during sex.

Oh, don't eat that cucumber. I used it in Mike's ass last night because he wanted to try supermarket sex.

by DJ Bex May 16, 2018

Supermex

The name handed from down from generation to generation of the Salinas family. All who hold the mantle are equivalent to gods.

“Supermex is the daddy of all gods, we should thank him for his kindness to humanity.”

by TheBeanLord August 5, 2018

SuperMario

It's me Mario is a psychopath plumber who steps on peoples heads and beats up a specific person multiple times.

Speaker A: What happened?!
Speaker B: He beat me up again!
Speaker A: That guy is a real SuperMario!

by Heyy... November 27, 2018

superman suspension

During missionary style sex, the man ,ontop seems to be floating as he plunges into the girl. All while keeping his legs straight and on his toes like hes doing a marine corp pushup exercise.making it feel like hes levitating upon her body.

Oh shitt you gotta do the superman suspension move on me again. Feels like your floating over me!!

by nikkiTblue May 12, 2019