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stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
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Older Stuff

A phrase used by pretentious and douchey people to pretend they know a lot about music or to make people think they knew about mainstream music before it was mainstream. To the douchey user of this phrase, it doesn't matter if the older stuff is actually good; all that matters is that it is the older stuff. Many times the person who uses the phrase has never even listened to the older stuff.
Person 1: Have you heard the new REM album, i think it is really good!
Hipster Douche: Meh, it's mediocre at best...but their older stuff is so good!
Person 1: I know what you mean, Document is a great album!

(At this point, the hipster is caught off guard...he has only heard that document is good, but has never actually listened to it.)

Hipster Douche: (In an unsure voice) Yeah man, it's totally awesome!
by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009
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Funny Stuff

Two words that can be used when one cant think of some cleaver to say. Often used when one gets bored with something
Jason: How are you doing today?
Kit: Funny Stuff
by DiaJ October 22, 2011
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Weebls-Stuff

A website created by Jonti Pickingwhich contains may animations by him and the staff of the site. A different sie to Weebl Jolt.
1.'Aaah, there is a new toon on Weebls-Stuff!'
2.Yeah!!!
by BlueFladoo July 24, 2006
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Double Stuff

When a woman rides the cock of a man while another man has anal sex with her
by King Chilie September 28, 2015
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do stuff and more

A term used by those completely inexperienced in the act of hooking up.
"Dude, I'm totally going to do stuff and more with that drunk chick in the corner. She's probably too trashed to notice that I've never kissed a girl."
by Clarence Temple December 28, 2005
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The "dirty stuff"

A hand gesture made to another person to indicate you would like to have sadomasochistic intercourse with them. the gesture is preformed by holding your palm face up and extending your fingers perpendicular to the floor in the direction of the desired recipient. then forcefully hooking your fingers back towards yourself while lightly pelvic thrusting. this had gesture is popular among sex addicts.
Do you see that guy over there i would like to give him the "dirty stuff".
by Meat wheels June 9, 2011
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