When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
by Little_Joe12 January 29, 2011
The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 04, 2019
by MrKat April 25, 2016
When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
by swimyes October 25, 2011
Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.
by Paramatman January 30, 2018
When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
by Kelskosh November 18, 2016
by boris von klemp February 03, 2008