stosty

a large, clumsy, clammoring idiot who is far too loud for the auditory health of himself or those around him.

o god, look at Stosty go
holly crap Stosty is loud today

mcgarry duster

by Mat Hazard/Blackout Beauties June 30, 2010

Scossors

The act of baking with scissor hands. The food you create is called Scossors.

Gee, Mom, those were some really great Scossors last night

by SwanCat January 25, 2011

Stoshette

A feminine version of Stosh; a nickname, sometimes derogatory, for a Polish-American woman or girl, particularly one from the Chicago area. Stoshettes are often characterized by their stubborn personalities, fierce commitments to their families and faith, and constant attempts to feed everyone.

"Only a Shoshette can do a proper mazurka!"

"Didja SEE her today? Pasty skin, case of pierogi, and enough holy medals to start her own shrine! She's SUCH a Stoshette."

by Weronika Kowalski May 18, 2012

sossee

east coast to west coast sossee is the downest bitch you'll meet. this girl may be little but she is the whole package, exotic looks, unbelievable vocals and an ass to back that up. shes a nuturer but she doesnt need you, she chooses her company wisely. she has a very good eye for bullshit and always knows what to say. known as the blunt queen in these parts, girl will smoke 4 blunts in one sitting on her own. she just dont give a fuck. if youre lucky enough to know a sossee you better treat her right and hold onto her because at the end it will be your loss, she'll continue being a bad bitch with or with out you.

sossee is a bad ass bitch

by cezanne February 6, 2013

Stross

When something tastes different than it smells.

That sandwich is very stross.

by Terrace Titan February 18, 2014

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

stopstacle

a stopstacle is an obstacle that will very likely not be overcome. It stops one from proceeding.

The fact that kale has to be washed, cut from the stem, massaged, and chopped is a total stopstacle for me. I just won't eat it, I'll stick with the pre-washed romaine in a bag.

by zenriot887 April 1, 2016