texas shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.

by stinkypinky86 July 4, 2009

The Shocker

"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.

Beth got The Shocker! or Beth just got Shocked!

by Shocktown Gangsta June 6, 2004

the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

stockey

short people with a lot of muscle that will fuck your day up quick if you piss them off aka lil man syndrome

damn, dat mofos stockey as shit.

by Stoney-Montona January 13, 2005

Bumper sticker

A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.

Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.

"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp...

Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???

by getdoooowwn September 1, 2009

nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005