tyler staubin

A fat bitch that can’t find no love in this world

I never want to be a Tyler staubin

by J025847 January 25, 2019

StfuBicth

Pronounciation (es.tee.ehf.yu.bisch) A strong feeling against another person, or in some cases against an inanimate object, usually used in heavy discussion or in disagreement. This is a 'compound' word usually used by 'aolers' and computer geeks, or simply by wannabe's trying to make a point.

Husband: hello dear did you pick up Jimmy from soccer practise today?
Wife: No, i didn't have time inbetween making you dinner and-
Husband: STFUBICTH!!1!

by PotHeADD March 4, 2009

Stabbity

adj., to be sharp and possibly used to stab. OR n. Dangerous, threatening object with pointy origin/devices.

"She grinned as she grabbed a stabbity fork and began to stalk forward." OR "She grabbed the stabbity and I started to run."

by DescarteZ October 4, 2009

Staubachian

Having to do with Staubach Real Estate (before it merged with JLL).

That deal reminds me of something I pulled while working at Staubach. It's Staubachian.

by CREdence Clearwater April 1, 2010

Starbing

Starving for a long period of time and then just eating a blueberry to calm yourself

Man I am sooo hungry, i could pass out.

Go eat a blueberry, calm down.

Yea I was starbing.

by bmoe17 July 23, 2011

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011

Starbitchery

The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.

"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."

by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012