Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.

Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.

by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa

Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa is a term used by obsessive older sisters for their younger sister. To use this term with your younger siblings replace the word Millie with their name. Ex: Honey bunny boo-boo Maxy- Maxy moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa. Be sure to entirely memorize this nickname before considering use.

"You are my Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa!"

by Definitions@123 January 6, 2022

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007