Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex

1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

Nacho Squirt

A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)

I gave that girl an extra spicy nacho squirt last night.

by DassBoot April 13, 2009

squint

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.

by camilleeee August 5, 2007

Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

by masterofburns November 25, 2007

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Squill

Large, Tentacled, Cave-dwelling beast that roams the rural areas of Northwestern New Jersey. Displays tendencies toward physical violence when provoked whilst guybernating

John: Hey, you want to go to the Squill cave?
Matt: Are his parents home?

by Pompilot July 22, 2009

Duck Squirt

To fart but have watery shit come out of your ass and dribble down your leg. (Not to be confused with sharting)

I duck squirted when i had to much to drink.

by eli130 September 9, 2009