Sprite

A beverage that tastes like TV static

Bro this tastes like TV static

Yeah its a sprite

by YEETUSTHE FETUS October 29, 2019

Sprite Cranberry Day

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.

Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by memer_22 November 11, 2019

splote

A person who takes stuff too far or has bad anger issues.

*A kid throws his friends stuff down the roof*
He is now a splote

by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 6, 2020

scrotegang

faggot's

Hey, have you ever heard of Scrotegang?

Yeah, bunch of faggots

by massive_schlong August 21, 2020

Scrotesque

a style of persona characterized by repulsive manliness. Bad hygiene expressed through ones daily activities and/or language, all while being aware of ones self and not giving two shits.

Alex just dropped a deuce in that over flowing porta-potty, didn’t think twice about it. Kids’ scrotesque!

by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Sprite

The Best Streamer known to all mankind. no one comes close.

Dude 1: Yo, you know where the Sprite is?
Dude 2: Yeah, on twitch.
Dude1: ...I'm sold.

by EtherDude February 15, 2022

Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022