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snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic
My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie
by JP October 25, 2004
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Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.
-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----
by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013
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Spooge

"Remember that one scene in There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller spooges and it gets on his ear!"
by abel November 18, 2002
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Scoogley

Damn that bitches ass is scoogley! or 'Dude!, that ollie flip was frickin' scoogley,
by shawndeezy December 29, 2008
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Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.
I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.
by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011
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Spooge-worthy

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.
I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!
by JoRokHed October 7, 2011
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spoogeanader

When I cover my girl's face with spooge, I yell "I am the King Spoogeanader!"
by bigmuskie July 5, 2014
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