Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!
by Parson Pie Pounder March 01, 2008
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split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan March 22, 2006
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Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.
-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!
by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016
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Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split
Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.
by DDRmachin3 October 06, 2019
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fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure
bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave
by the101mahamad June 09, 2015
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Shitnana split

When someone shits their panties with a thong on
Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!
by Thecdone January 29, 2021
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split bashing

A trade term. Describing the rapid installing of a basic air conditioning system. Usually comprising of one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring.

It is a relatively uncomplicated refrigeration task, made easier by the lack of risk presented with perishable goods. Subsequently, it is the lucrative sole focus of some refrigeration businesses. Requiring minimum certification, and for engineers (“split bashers”) to have only a basic understanding of pipework and wiring.
As systems are readily available to the public, installation may also be attempted by other trades where they’ve gained a degree of confidence and understanding in it.

A proper “split bash” should be completed within one day and may be conducted with a laid back and optimistic attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. Some Installs may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Sam: “What’s on tomorrow Dave?”

Dave: “if there’s no breakdowns, You and Charlie might as well bash that split in over at Yarmouth

Steve: “Truth is Luke, split bashing doesn’t require any knowledge about the vapour compression cycle. So just about anyone with an F-gas certificate, a vac pump and a pulse can do it”
by speedtoast July 06, 2020
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