log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker

"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

by APervert May 13, 2005

Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air

I gave her the side splitter

by JBut December 25, 2007

spliters

a group of friends thats listen to the same type of music and karote chop each other in the head softly

i split john.
look at thos kids over there there splitting each other, those crazy kids

were spliters because we korate chop each other in the head yeah baby

by double007 October 31, 2007

Taco splitter

A male prostitute in Mexico.

King Richie was a great Taco Splitter.

by Allenhazeldell August 27, 2013

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014