bling-slave

Term coined by S. Hadmack
(n.) An animal that has been subject to wearing flashy items or articles of clothing, usually small dogs.

(n.) One who is a slave to all tendy fashion gimmicks without regard to the impact it may have on others and the environment.
(v.) To make one buckle down and dress in high fashion outfits such as, swarovski crystal bejeweled tee shirts.

(n.) Dog: "Roof."

Human: "Now pooter bear muffin, mama wants you to wear this cute little tutu."

Dog: "No! I will not be your bling-slave."
(v.) "Please don't make me go out side and bling-slave, I don't want to be seen in your damn tutu."

by Jainisnotablingslave March 22, 2011

Bargain slave

The common worker who works long hours for low wages and no benifits

Most machine factories are run by bargain slaves.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs August 11, 2015

phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.

He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.

by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015

sugar slave

In an "arrangement", either the "sugar baby" or "sugar daddy" or "sugar mama" can be a "sugar slave" ... meaning submissive and willing to be dominated

I am going to see my sugar mama tonight ...she's gonna make me here sugar slave

by Kid Wikkid April 18, 2017

Sandy Slave

The name of a female or male specimen that is under your command, and feeds on sand.

Boy 1: yo bro, Karim is totally a sandy slave
Boy 2: yeah he does whatever I say, and eats the sand on the ground
Boy 1: haha what an Egyptian slave

by JuicyFatPigletSlayer May 18, 2017

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018