1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases
2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
by Fluffy The Rhino September 02, 2008
Damage caused in some MMORPGs and strategy games (Warcraft III) Where the attack does damage to one unit and then veers off, hitting other nearby units.
by Jonathan Maas April 25, 2005
When you have a sweaty ball sack, and you slap someone in the forehead with it so the sweat splashes all over their face.
Also can be a term for aftershave for your Balls
Also can be a term for aftershave for your Balls
"Dude he was the first one to fall asleep, so i totally gave him a Webo Splash"
"This hoe would not shut up, so i Webo Splashed her, and finally she shut the hell up"
"My girl loves the smell of my balls after i use Webo Splash"
"This hoe would not shut up, so i Webo Splashed her, and finally she shut the hell up"
"My girl loves the smell of my balls after i use Webo Splash"
by Tyler Kuenzli February 03, 2009
It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
by Idancedwithdangermouse June 30, 2009
The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.
Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."
Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."
Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."
by M.A.DPenGuiN2111 August 19, 2009
While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"
I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.
Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.
Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.
by YokIsoAvio April 05, 2011
by er0315 May 22, 2005