Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
Get the sphincter trunkmug. Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015
Get the Sphincter slammug. How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
by Dairo11 March 17, 2023
Get the Sphincter’s Puckeredmug. When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
Get the Compromised Sphinctermug. A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
by The more u know March 5, 2024
Get the sphincter ticklermug. Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.
Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter"
Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"
Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."
Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"
Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"
Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"
Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"
Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."
Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"
Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"
Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"
by Nickeatworld March 1, 2009
Get the Sphincter of Doommug. by Red pube muffin December 6, 2021
Get the Sphincter Stainmug.