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Sphincter Centric Theory
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If the
universe
is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the
universe
, so your
asshole
could be the centre of the universe.
Have you
heard
of the Sphincter Centric
Theory
? My
asshole
is the centre of the universe!
Sphincter Centric Theory
by
jacobrh3
December 5, 2021
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