spaz

jess

you are a spaz

by harry potter x November 03, 2019

Spaz Monger

A person who does something stupid.

A: What is he doing?

B: Uh, Spaz monger.

by hellsyeah August 21, 2008

Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood

Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”

by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024

School spaz

When you're having a great day till you have to got to school, the your life gets fucked

Man, was having a great day until I had a school spaz

by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015

spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.

"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"

by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008