spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

Saffa

Amazing, caring girl who’s kind but relies on too many people until she realises she can live independently. A saffa is one of the bestest friends you can always rely on. She cares for you at your worst and is always there in times of need although saffa’s often try to hide their feelings. Saffa’s are the best.

“Dude do you know saffa?”
“I love saffa, shes amazing.”

by Iamthebest.. December 1, 2017

Scaffolder

A tradesman who builds (erects), changes (modifies), removes (dismantles) scaffolding for a living. most scaffolders are carpenters by trade.

Kevin's cockiness definitely helps him be a good scaffolder.

by Scaff1325 December 12, 2010

Shaffat

Shaffat is a very kind and lovable guy tho sometimes he's a pain in the ass. He's caring and comfortable around people he knows. He has a bad luck in dating, sadly and got dumped multiple times :(

"Omg is that shaffat, the dumbass?"

by UrDumbGf June 30, 2021

saffa

an awesomest person ever

dude hes cooler than saffa...
no he isnt... saffa is the best...

by saaafffaaa December 15, 2010

Scaffy

When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.

Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"

Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"

Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"

Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"

Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"

..Example 2..

Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"

Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011