amazing little team from an amazing little country who went from 43rd in the world to the world cup top 16. Team consists of hot men lucas neil, tim cahill and of course darling harry kewell and is captained by our big boofy bogan mark viduka.
italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on
italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on
Idiot who knows nothing about soccer:
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah
me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah
me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL
by GuusHiddink July 13, 2006
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A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.
by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003
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by Jennifer Strong September 4, 2008
Get the soccer mom mug.30-50 year old moms, usually living in the suburbs. They usually have about 2-3 kids, and drive them around everywhere in large ass gas guzzling SUVs with bumper stickers saying "My little fuck of a child is an honor roll student at ____ Middle School". Apparently it's impossible to fit two fucking kids in anything less than a car that seats seven.
They stay at home most of the time, working around the house, hauling their kids everywhere to anything like soccer to fucking astronaut school. Oh, and about their kids: The children of soccer moms are their fucking pride and joy, their "angels". They must have the best grades, be the most popular, be the best at soccer, you name it. The kids must be shielded from anything bad, like the occasional "hell" from that sitcom you watch to sex ed at school. They lack freedom of expression as the moms must not let them be able to do anything exciting in life, because apparently going on the internet turns them in to bad people. Which is funny, because half the time they grow up to be lonely shitholes that die from binge drinking or ODing on drugs. So they are not allowed to watch any TV shows rated over TV-G, can only go on the internet for 30 minutes each week with super parental controls turned on, and cannot play any video games over the rating E, even as teenagers.
Religion: The soccer mom is a hard core christian, and anything that is not 100% christian in any way is considered satanic, like TV shows, and ESPECIALLY music. Yep, they're only allowed to listen to boring country christian music shit.
Soccer moms don't do shit besides destroy the environment, take up space, and raise children totally wrong. Their husbands on the other hand, make $80K a year with some job he's always at, most likely fucking his hot co-worker the whole time.
Fuck soccer moms, they are the scum of this Earth and are a disgrace to the name of freedom and expression.
They stay at home most of the time, working around the house, hauling their kids everywhere to anything like soccer to fucking astronaut school. Oh, and about their kids: The children of soccer moms are their fucking pride and joy, their "angels". They must have the best grades, be the most popular, be the best at soccer, you name it. The kids must be shielded from anything bad, like the occasional "hell" from that sitcom you watch to sex ed at school. They lack freedom of expression as the moms must not let them be able to do anything exciting in life, because apparently going on the internet turns them in to bad people. Which is funny, because half the time they grow up to be lonely shitholes that die from binge drinking or ODing on drugs. So they are not allowed to watch any TV shows rated over TV-G, can only go on the internet for 30 minutes each week with super parental controls turned on, and cannot play any video games over the rating E, even as teenagers.
Religion: The soccer mom is a hard core christian, and anything that is not 100% christian in any way is considered satanic, like TV shows, and ESPECIALLY music. Yep, they're only allowed to listen to boring country christian music shit.
Soccer moms don't do shit besides destroy the environment, take up space, and raise children totally wrong. Their husbands on the other hand, make $80K a year with some job he's always at, most likely fucking his hot co-worker the whole time.
Fuck soccer moms, they are the scum of this Earth and are a disgrace to the name of freedom and expression.
by wtfwaffles September 15, 2009
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a soccer player is a person who is very close with her team mates learns alot of responisablity and the meaning of team work . Soccer players are mostly viewed as very muscular ... strong emotionly and phisucaly ... and would pretty much work their ass off to get simply one touch on the ball ... soccer is a sport of passion is played with your heart every minute is put to use workingto achive the highest pationtalwith your team, this means that you can never give up and never give in for your giving up not on yourslef buton your dreams and your team. soccer is a sport that can not be taken lightly,it is nothing but GIVING IT ALL YOU GOT not only for yourslef but for your TEAM !!!
Soccer is a sport of ambition <3
a soccer player is a person who is very close with her team mates learns alot of responisablity and the meaning of team work . Soccer players are mostly viewed as very muscular ... strong emotionly and phisucaly ... and would pretty much work their ass off to get simply one touch on the ball ... soccer is a sport of passion is played with your heart every minute is put to use workingto achive the highest pationtalwith your team, this means that you can never give up and never give in for your giving up not on yourslef buton your dreams and your team. soccer is a sport that can not be taken lightly,it is nothing but GIVING IT ALL YOU GOT not only for yourslef but for your TEAM !!!
Soccer is a sport of ambition <3
by meee... March 7, 2007
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I hate soccer moms!
by weirdgirl June 14, 2003
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