The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
by Lax girl 7891 July 5, 2016
Get the Soccermug. by xXalexusXx March 28, 2011
Get the Soccermug. The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend
by USMCGETSOME21 April 3, 2009
Get the Soccermug. An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.
Girl #1: Dude... that guy over there is fiiiine!
Girl #2: He's a soccer player...
Girl #1: Oh mannn.
Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape...
Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.
Girl #2: He's a soccer player...
Girl #1: Oh mannn.
Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape...
Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.
by sports girl 410 January 5, 2010
Get the Soccermug. by Anallesbianmonkey June 27, 2018
Get the Soccermug. A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
by Phuckofffakees October 6, 2019
Get the Soccermug.