Soccer

The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
I think I'm sick I coughed

Must be a soccer boy
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When one plays with themselves; also called Masturebating
by xXalexusXx March 02, 2011
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The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend
Rybo:im going to soccer practice

Angelo: Soccer sux!!! its the worst excuse for a sport
by USMCGETSOME21 April 03, 2009
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An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.
Girl #1: Dude... that guy over there is fiiiine!
Girl #2: He's a soccer player...
Girl #1: Oh mannn.
Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape...
Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.
by sports girl 410 January 05, 2010
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A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,
Soccer is the queerest sport I’ve seen yet
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An excuse for grown men to play footsie’s
by Anallesbianmonkey June 28, 2018
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Weird Mexican Kid: "yo I play soccer"
by MonkeyTitties November 11, 2019
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