January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

Slump

To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce

by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slumped

Acronym* To be the best version of yourself in the most extreme curcumstances.

i just took a L, luckily, im slumped at fuck.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Slump

To slide down in your seat and chill.

I'm slump in my seat.

by Dkekk June 11, 2018

slumped

when ur high asf and then u fall asleep so u bitches who judge people for smoking weed need to stop using it incorrectly

“damn I was slumped asf yesterday”

by black air forces April 12, 2020

Slepecki slumped

When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.

Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.

by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019