cyber-slob

one who does not keep their computer use in neat order.

1. saving an inordinate number of files to ones desktop.
2. leaving unsent messages and drafts in your e-mail outbox.
3. unexecuted update requests.

1. Kyle is such a cyber-slob. His e-mail outbox is full of unsent messages, and there are files all over his desktop.

by 0d1n January 3, 2011

Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.

I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.

by Harlem East June 6, 2019

slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009

Pocket Slob

Someone who habitually stores loose snacks or food in their pockets, like Doritos or candy, often for snacking later.

"I knew she was a Pocket Slob when I saw Dorito crumbs falling out of her jeans."

by Breeanthia January 11, 2025

Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024

SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

by Scott Staffrd December 10, 2007