Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again

I’m never going to see that slob again

by Riggers11 July 24, 2023

Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy

"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."

by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018

Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

Biggy Slobs

Nasty fat thing that usually does what other people do.

Look that biggy slobs is gay!

by Poop Nigga dealer October 17, 2019

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024

SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

by Scott Staffrd December 10, 2007