When a chicks pussy lips are so big they hug the shaft of a dudes dick to the point were they drape down like a chicks skirt.
Dude, when i put it in that skank, her pussy was wearing a pink skirt like she was headed to the Marine Corps Ball
by murica January 28, 2011
by TheSkirtBandit November 04, 2018
Let's skirrdy Skirt on outta here
by Kacie19 October 05, 2010
Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
by Fumuru February 16, 2020