simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

solulated

a word used to describe the process of cooking kettle cooked potato chips when high

You can see through the chip so its solulated with the oil.

by D Bexxx March 8, 2011

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

simultextapathy

When you send a text to someone who is texting you at exactly the same time.

Omg...we just had simultextapathy!

by zwernebug April 20, 2016

simulatious

two things that are delicious at the same time

Peanut Butter and Jelly are simulatious. Sweet and salty are simulatious.

by kbeezy4life May 20, 2018

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Symulate

Similar to the word "Simulate"
Used to imitate the appearance or character of.

"After we save our project, we must Symulate it in order for us to see if it works."

by tr.rubbies December 10, 2020