Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Sidewalk Supervisor

My politically-correct term for a pimp.

Also called a Sidewalk Superintendent

Raph: check out the fur coat on that dude, looking pimp asf

Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"

by DarkI3INARY November 24, 2023

Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.

Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024

sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

sidewalk pigeon

Girls walking in the sidewalk

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap

She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer

by Chunkssss June 14, 2025