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the shock master

Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
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Standard shock

The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.

“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”

John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.

“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.

“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.

Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.

“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
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The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
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hornyleptic shock

When a girl or guy is so horny for such a long time that he or she is in shock and orgasms are rapid
Help she is going into hornyleptic shock!
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sun shock

your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.
i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!

that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!
by galby March 3, 2011
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Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.
"Damn!! Tyrone, I am thicc shock by all the thickies I see here in Brazil."
by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018
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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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