The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).
My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!
by bigmovie September 3, 2012
Get the Shave Shockmug. by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
Get the the shock mastermug. The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.
"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."
by curatethewords April 16, 2014
Get the Pixel-Shockmug. by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009
Get the spermaphalactic shockmug. The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
Get the Standard shockmug. The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
Get the The shock mastermug. When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.
by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018
Get the Thicc Shockmug.