shakespeare complexion

mean-spirited nickname for a mildly intelligent person who thinks they're an absolute genius.

BEN: The complexity of the piece just show the narrow mindedness of the Manchunian people, as they fail to realise the error of their inverted, and quite frankly, archaic ways.
BOB (whispers to BRIAN): That wanker's got a Shakespeare complexion.

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

ankle shakes

The most honorable way to consecrate a promise. Breaking an ankle shake is like breaking a pinky promise but 100 times worse. If you ankle shake on something you mean it and your promise can't be broken by any means

Joe: Dude Cindy didn't ankle shake on that did she?

Frank: Yeah she did bro, there's no breaking ankle shakes!!

by Loot2000 January 23, 2016

Shamrock shakes

The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying

I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.

by Protonman7 March 16, 2017

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

shakespeare

A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.

My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.

by Nate194444 April 25, 2006

Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Shakespeare

An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.

Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?

by Amanda Motha Fuckin' Davis July 27, 2011