Shits

To have diarrhoea in a serious way. Derives from the latin shiticus meaning poo or excrement.
'Wheres Jimmy today?'

'Oh he's at home with the shits!'
by Frederico Schneidler February 25, 2006
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the word shits can describe many feelings, activities,quality of a product or object, people, and ofcourse bodily happenings.
here is a couple.

1. Shits(temper)-to be ticked of, substantially annoyed etc
2. Shits(activities) partaking in some activities can be said to be shits eg boring or annoying.you do not usually volunteer for these activities.
3.shits(quality)- in relation to the quality of a particular product or object.
4. shits (people)-people can be said to be "generally a shits person" these people have no friends and a more than likely the topic of the school's gossop.
5. shits (bodily happenings)-to have the shits. the intense need to excrete some solids, although may not necessarily be solids.
1. My computer gives me the shits.
2. school is the shits.
3. this $2 rolex is shits!
4. the kid with the stupid looking head with the faint smell of cheese about him is shits.
5. oh my god! my cabbage sandwhich has come back to give me the shits! i must leave to expell this disaster.
by Benny 7588 July 18, 2006
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a shit is brown and comes out of your bum.
by kyle hill August 21, 2006
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lets go smoke some shits and then do our homework!!


lets go do some shits and clean the house!
by janice the gooseman January 31, 2009
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Marijuana
yet another word for it
weed holy herb
by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002
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A guy's shit is his cum.
When I suck Matt off, he usually shoots his shit down my throat!
by eda-skip January 23, 2022
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1. the act of crapping in a tolit

2. the state of being pissed off.

3. crapping on some one else to achive sexual gratification.
1. dont bother me im shitting

2. he was shitting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.

3. i can belive alice was shitting on tom. she is a freak
by satan666 October 10, 2006
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